I had to share this - came across it tonight when I was looking for something else. I had forgotten all about it - wrote it in 2012 to cheer up a friend who was sad that I was leaving the office where we worked together. It's a fun, lighthearted, poem of silliness that's designed to put a smile on your face.
Vociferous Verbocity
by Karen Reese
Alliterative animals amusingly anecdote.
The bovine bounces by breakfast.
The chicken clucks like clockwork.
The dog destroys DST.
The elk envelopes existentialism.
The ferret farts fallaciously.
The goat gawks gregariously.
The hippo hissingly hornswoggles hoodwinkers.
Ignominious ibis involuntarily illuminate.
Jetsetting jackalopes journey judiciously.
Kickboxing kangaroos kip kidnappers.
Luxuriating lemurs lounge lasciviously.
Masticating moose maul mammalians.
Nonsensical noxious nightcrawlers nibble newts nefariously.
Obstreperous orangutans originate obsidian.
Pontificating platypus practice propriety.
Questioning quail quintessentially quit.
Ridiculous rhinoceros repeatedly replicate.
Seafaring seahorses surreptitiously surrender.
Titian tinted tarantulas trepidatiously traverse.
Undulating unagi unwittingly unmitigated.
Vociferous vultures victimized vehemently.
Wandering wallaby waddle on Walkabout.
Xanthic xanthareel xenophobically Xerox.
Yankeefied yeti yearn yearly yet yodel.
Zoo-stricken zebra zap zany zookeepers.
